Sunday, April 17, 2011
I can't kick this habit
For some of us, it is the mini-muffins, for others, it is the normal muffins that you bake at home out of the muffin pan, and there are a few out there whose muffin tops resemble the muffins they sell at the bakery for a ridiculous price because they look like they have gone on steroids. Wherever you are on the muffin top number line, I am sure if you had my habit, you would be one above where you currently are. Like I have said before, I have small mid-section, but this post-30 and two baby back/side fat is JUST NOT COOL. But yet, I still partake in processed potatoes and chemically enhanced beverage.
I wonder what it would take for me to stop. If a fairy came down and said " CD, I will grant you boobs if you stop partaking of that crap," then I would do it. They wouldn't have to say what size at all, really, because I will take any. It has to be more than what I currently have. My mom told me if you lost all of your baby weight and nursed for a significant amount of time, then your breasts would get smaller. Whatever, there was no way my natural nearly B's could get smaller, right? WRONG. I don't know why I thought they would stay the same perky C's they were when they were filled with baby food. Maybe I was hoping, and wishing, and praying (name that tune) that a water balloon would stay the same size filled and popped. So now I am stuck buying EXPENSIVE padded bra's, so I don't look like a prepubescent boy. (From the front only, cause everyone knows baby got back). Thanks Collin and Kyle!
On a happy note, I worked out 3 times last week. And this week I get to teach my first Zumba class. I think I'm headed in a good fitness direction.