Mind over fatter (fry love)

I would say mind over matter, but the matter of the fact is, my mid-section is getting fatter.  I eat like a pig.  And, I like to eat pig, along with chicken, cow, even Bambi.  I like sweets, a lot.  I like fabulous fatty fried foods.  (love the alliteration there!) French fries in all forms are my favorite.  I don't discriminate- there is the uber salty kind- yum. The cheese fries- yum. The waffle fries- yum.  The curly fries- yum.  The sweet potato fries- yum.  The steak fries- yum.  And the endless fries with your meal dipped in ranch- yum, yum, yum.  So, today, along with my fries, I had a side of sandwich, and a lot of diet soda. (I'll kick that soft drink habit one day, I promise.) I had fries on Sunday.  I had fries on Saturday.  I skipped Friday, but before that, I had fries on Thursday.  CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME WITH MY FRY ADDICTION?!

Look what I found-  Does it get much better than a French Fry Pizza?